white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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