I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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