Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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