why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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