No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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