Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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