Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
its not stalking. its research.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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