yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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