Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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