I'm gonna have a badass scar
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize