im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
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You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Your cock deserves a montage
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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