Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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