Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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