We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
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Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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