They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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