So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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