just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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