what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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