I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
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Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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