i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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