I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
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I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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