just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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