you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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