They should really pass out barf bags in church
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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