its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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