Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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