But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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