I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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