Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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