All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
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ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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