scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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