I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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