U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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