Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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