I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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