In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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