Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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