her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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