How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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