i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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