Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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