Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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