Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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