My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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