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If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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