We're like a lot better than the average bears
false alarm. still invincible.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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