I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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