Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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