i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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