So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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