Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
is wine microwaveable?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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