He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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