In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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