We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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