I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
