I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Ladies don't puke and tell
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila