I just made out with a guy for $7.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
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