Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(810): View more from Michigan

I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count

(1-609): View more from New Jersey

You don't understand. I'm not like you.

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(407): View more from Florida

i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.

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(219): View more from Indiana

I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me

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(707): View more from California

Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?

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