A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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